The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...with mind bullets...ya dig?

If I had a power, it'd be the power of mind bullets, either that or to literally BLOW peoples minds. Like literally you're going to need a helmet so I don't make a mess when I blow minds, it's common courtesy.

To get into someones mind brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "mind games." Which brings me to another thought. I was watching "What Women Want" the other night and that is absolutely crazy. Of course I would not recommend dropping a blow dryer in the tub with you. That would probably kill a person. Too much of a good thing sometimes is a bad thing. That's why we can't read peoples' minds. If we were supposed to we'd already be able to read them. Good thing we're not, trying to please everyone is bad. It's a mind war, someone's feelings always get hurt, it's inevitable.

So, let's get back on track. Mind bullets. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Mind bullets is the ultimate assassination. No trace left or anything. Do it and get away with no fingerprints or hair follicles or blood. People have been doing this for many, many years. There is however, already a term for mind bullets. Mind bullets is just the harsh reality of this term. The term we use currently is called, Relationships. It can be good or bad. Use it at your own risk. I'm not liable for your actions.

Stay classy.